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Snooze
02:20
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don't know what's gotten into me
trapped in this gray eternity
if there's a world outside my mind
it's much too hard for me to find
when the sound arrives
can't tell if I'm alive
it's the dream I choose
so I just
snooze
snooze
and I just snooze
I snooze
and then it rings again
runnin' fast through outer space
takin' the bad guys on a chase
they'll never catch me
I'll set the world free
sirens blaring in my ears
try to pull me up and out of here
I won't fall for that
I've got to get back
so I just
snooze
snooze
and I just snooze
I snooze
and then it rings again
I'm simply unaware
that I could have a life out there
as far as I can tell
this alarm is draggin' me to hell
feel my stomach drop
I've got to make it stop
this is sleep abuse
and I just
snooze
snooze
and I just snooze
I snooze
and then it rings again
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2. |
Eat Your Vegetables
04:14
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Mama told me to eat my vegetables
Papa told me to eat my vegetables
But I never wanted to eat my vegetables
Didn't know how to eat my vegetables
You can cover them with cheese
I'm an adult and I'll do just as I please
You can dip those things in ranch
Make them disappear under the avalanche
Let me tell you to eat your vegetables
Let me help you eat your vegetables
I bet you never thought I'd eat my vegetables
Let me show you how to eat your vegetables
Try some cauliflower deep fried
My prediction is that it will change your life
Try some cream of mushroom soup
Hide the veggies in that salty goop
Fell so grown up when I
Whip up some balsamic glaze
It's transformative, you'll be amazed
Roast asparagus with herbs
Make those veggies taste superb
When they told me to eat my vegetables
I never wanted to eat my vegetables
Now it's my idea to eat my vegetables
Now I love to eat my vegetables
Now I eat my carrots raw
They don't need anything at all
Snack on broccoli by the bunch
I'm addicted to the crunch
Mama told me to eat my vegetables
Papa told me to eat my vegetables
Mama told me to eat my vegetables
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3. |
The Sommelier
02:15
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I do love a cabernet
is that how you say it? I forget
I do love a nice merlot
I learned some french but I forgot
I don't need to be fancy
the words don't matter to me
you can keep your poignancy
I'm drunk and that's how I wanna be
I think I'll open my shiraz
then put on some soothing jazz
I'll move on to champagne
cuz it has been a damn big day
and I just wanna throttle
every single person I know
but at just three dollars a bottle
I can let all those feelings go
I enjoy pinot noir
takes me far away from here
finally, savignon blanc
can't believe how much I drank
so just give me a twist-off
cuz I can't handle a cork
when I'm royally pissed off
my hands bring plenty of torque
I don't need to be fancy
look around and I don't care what I see
don't need no candlelit ambiance
I'm drunk and that's how I wanna be
that's how I wanna be
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4. |
Awkward Silence
03:20
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talkin to you makes me smile
feels like it's been quite a while
I've had an interesting year
feels so good to be here with you
and I'm wonderin what you've been up to
see you starin at your phone
I might as well be here alone
tell me what's so fascinating
might as well be dating that thing
you don't have to answer every ring
wish that I knew what to say
you wouldn't listen anyway
the awkward silence spreads
like listening to dead air
but it's obvious that you just don't care
woah the awkward silence
woah will it ever end
woah the awkward silence
how could you be so rude
I don't mean to intrude
on what has glued your eyes to your screen
if you don't answer me I'll scream
flip this table over make a scene
maybe you haven't heard
got myself a pretty bird
well actually it's more
it's closer to a dinosaur
but probably you heard this all before
how could I forget
last week I met Queen Elizabeth
raced go-karts down the track
I'm sure she cheated, what a hack
I can't believe I never mentioned that
woah the awkward silence
woah will it ever end woah
woah the awkward silence
talkin to you used to make my day
now I've gotta walk away
in the doorway I look back
I pretend to have a heart attack
but you don't notice, you do not react
the other patrons gather round
but I don't make a single sound
nothing left but the awkward silence
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5. |
Number Nine
06:02
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people don't come this far
and it's no wonder why
out here the sun is just another star
in a dark sky
if I'm the odd one out
if I am all alone
membership cast in doubt
it's all I've ever known
ooh
I may not be so grand
not like your other friends
still I don't understand
why this is where it ends
I trace a long ellipse
you hardly think of me
I'll never be eclipsed
I won't go quietly
ooh
if you won't make amends
I'll have to change my course
I'll take the path of revenge
strike with deadly force
you called me the god of death
I'd like earn that name
you've exiled me, you've erased me yet
two can play that game
ooh
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6. |
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some people worry bout the way that things are goin
some people wonder what the future holds
some people worry but me, I live in the moment
I just whistle my way down the road
[whistling]
I pick my way across the rubble of the city
I don't even stop to look around
some people panic when they see the sky is falling
but I never let it get me down
[whistling]
now I whistle past the occupying army
I hear them whisper as I'm walkin by
get a load of this one, she can't even whistle
what an embarrassment to whistling kind
[whistling]
I'm pretty easygoing, I don't need approval
but my reaction was a bit extreme
I snapped and fought the soldiers, my attack was brutal
I walk away and whistle to their screams
[whistling, moans, screams]
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7. |
If I Were Taller
03:53
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if I were taller life would be so great
if I were taller I'd appreciate
the way that I could see over the crowd and walk at a faster rate
if I were taller
if I were taller life would be so grand
if I were taller I'd have bigger hands
I'd trade my ukulele for a guitar and play in a rock band
if I were taller
I'd be as tall as a tree in the forest
survey my kingdom like a queen among men
towering above like a brontosaurus
I'd be an amazonian
if I were taller that would be so nice
if I could be taller I'd pay any price
I'd look into my cabinet and be able to reach every spice
if I were taller
if I were taller that would be so cool
if I were taller I'd never need a stool
no more treading water on the shallow end of the pool
if I were taller
I'd be as tall as a churchtower steeple
but no one else would point and laugh
I couldn't help intimidating people
like a mafia giraffe
if I were taller I wouldn't have a care
if I were taller I'd skip every other stair
I'd plant my feet firmly on the ground while I'm sitting in a chair
if I were taller
if I were taller I'd sometimes hit my head
if I were taller I'd need a longer bed
and if I'd need more legroom on an airplane, I still mean what I said
I wish I were taller
wish I were taller
ooh
wish I were taller
ooh
like maybe five foot ten
six foot two
hell I'd be six six it'd be better than five foot nothing
little weird but I'd take it
ooh
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one perfect fit is all I ask
still it seems a herculean task
imagine atlas holding up two worlds
one hand for each of my enormous girls
why is it so difficult to make the stars align
every piece is perfect but not at the same time
when my chest is sagging I try to keep my spirits high
when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find
Victoria seems so at ease
her hair is blowing in a phantom breeze
what's her secret oh I think I see
she can't be bigger than a 30B
why is it so difficult to make the stars align
every piece is perfect but not at the same time
when my chest is sagging I try to keep my spirits high
when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find
I have often hurt my back
when I do a single jumping jack
I can try to strap 'em down
they're uncontainable they bounce around
why is it so difficult to keep these things in line
they're lovely or they're comfortable but not at the same time
when my chest is sagging I try to keep my spirits high
when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find
when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find
when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find
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