I do love a cabernet
is that how you say it? I forget
I do love a nice merlot
I learned some french but I forgot
I don't need to be fancy
the words don't matter to me
you can keep your poignancy
I'm drunk and that's how I wanna be
I think I'll open my shiraz
then put on some soothing jazz
I'll move on to champagne
cuz it has been a damn big day
and I just wanna throttle
every single person I know
but at just three dollars a bottle
I can let all those feelings go
I enjoy pinot noir
takes me far away from here
finally, savignon blanc
can't believe how much I drank
so just give me a twist-off
cuz I can't handle a cork
when I'm royally pissed off
my hands bring plenty of torque
I don't need to be fancy
look around and I don't care what I see
don't need no candlelit ambiance
I'm drunk and that's how I wanna be
that's how I wanna be
