don't know what's gotten into me trapped in this gray eternity if there's a world outside my mind it's much too hard for me to find when the sound arrives can't tell if I'm alive it's the dream I choose so I just snooze snooze and I just snooze I snooze and then it rings again runnin' fast through outer space takin' the bad guys on a chase they'll never catch me I'll set the world free sirens blaring in my ears try to pull me up and out of here I won't fall for that I've got to get back so I just snooze snooze and I just snooze I snooze and then it rings again I'm simply unaware that I could have a life out there as far as I can tell this alarm is draggin' me to hell feel my stomach drop I've got to make it stop this is sleep abuse and I just snooze snooze and I just snooze I snooze and then it rings again

Mama told me to eat my vegetables Papa told me to eat my vegetables But I never wanted to eat my vegetables Didn't know how to eat my vegetables You can cover them with cheese I'm an adult and I'll do just as I please You can dip those things in ranch Make them disappear under the avalanche Let me tell you to eat your vegetables Let me help you eat your vegetables I bet you never thought I'd eat my vegetables Let me show you how to eat your vegetables Try some cauliflower deep fried My prediction is that it will change your life Try some cream of mushroom soup Hide the veggies in that salty goop Fell so grown up when I Whip up some balsamic glaze It's transformative, you'll be amazed Roast asparagus with herbs Make those veggies taste superb When they told me to eat my vegetables I never wanted to eat my vegetables Now it's my idea to eat my vegetables Now I love to eat my vegetables Now I eat my carrots raw They don't need anything at all Snack on broccoli by the bunch I'm addicted to the crunch Mama told me to eat my vegetables Papa told me to eat my vegetables Mama told me to eat my vegetables

I do love a cabernet is that how you say it? I forget I do love a nice merlot I learned some french but I forgot I don't need to be fancy the words don't matter to me you can keep your poignancy I'm drunk and that's how I wanna be I think I'll open my shiraz then put on some soothing jazz I'll move on to champagne cuz it has been a damn big day and I just wanna throttle every single person I know but at just three dollars a bottle I can let all those feelings go I enjoy pinot noir takes me far away from here finally, savignon blanc can't believe how much I drank so just give me a twist-off cuz I can't handle a cork when I'm royally pissed off my hands bring plenty of torque I don't need to be fancy look around and I don't care what I see don't need no candlelit ambiance I'm drunk and that's how I wanna be that's how I wanna be

talkin to you makes me smile feels like it's been quite a while I've had an interesting year feels so good to be here with you and I'm wonderin what you've been up to see you starin at your phone I might as well be here alone tell me what's so fascinating might as well be dating that thing you don't have to answer every ring wish that I knew what to say you wouldn't listen anyway the awkward silence spreads like listening to dead air but it's obvious that you just don't care woah the awkward silence woah will it ever end woah the awkward silence how could you be so rude I don't mean to intrude on what has glued your eyes to your screen if you don't answer me I'll scream flip this table over make a scene maybe you haven't heard got myself a pretty bird well actually it's more it's closer to a dinosaur but probably you heard this all before how could I forget last week I met Queen Elizabeth raced go-karts down the track I'm sure she cheated, what a hack I can't believe I never mentioned that woah the awkward silence woah will it ever end woah woah the awkward silence talkin to you used to make my day now I've gotta walk away in the doorway I look back I pretend to have a heart attack but you don't notice, you do not react the other patrons gather round but I don't make a single sound nothing left but the awkward silence

people don't come this far and it's no wonder why out here the sun is just another star in a dark sky if I'm the odd one out if I am all alone membership cast in doubt it's all I've ever known ooh I may not be so grand not like your other friends still I don't understand why this is where it ends I trace a long ellipse you hardly think of me I'll never be eclipsed I won't go quietly ooh if you won't make amends I'll have to change my course I'll take the path of revenge strike with deadly force you called me the god of death I'd like earn that name you've exiled me, you've erased me yet two can play that game ooh

some people worry bout the way that things are goin some people wonder what the future holds some people worry but me, I live in the moment I just whistle my way down the road [whistling] I pick my way across the rubble of the city I don't even stop to look around some people panic when they see the sky is falling but I never let it get me down [whistling] now I whistle past the occupying army I hear them whisper as I'm walkin by get a load of this one, she can't even whistle what an embarrassment to whistling kind [whistling] I'm pretty easygoing, I don't need approval but my reaction was a bit extreme I snapped and fought the soldiers, my attack was brutal I walk away and whistle to their screams [whistling, moans, screams]

if I were taller life would be so great if I were taller I'd appreciate the way that I could see over the crowd and walk at a faster rate if I were taller if I were taller life would be so grand if I were taller I'd have bigger hands I'd trade my ukulele for a guitar and play in a rock band if I were taller I'd be as tall as a tree in the forest survey my kingdom like a queen among men towering above like a brontosaurus I'd be an amazonian if I were taller that would be so nice if I could be taller I'd pay any price I'd look into my cabinet and be able to reach every spice if I were taller if I were taller that would be so cool if I were taller I'd never need a stool no more treading water on the shallow end of the pool if I were taller I'd be as tall as a churchtower steeple but no one else would point and laugh I couldn't help intimidating people like a mafia giraffe if I were taller I wouldn't have a care if I were taller I'd skip every other stair I'd plant my feet firmly on the ground while I'm sitting in a chair if I were taller if I were taller I'd sometimes hit my head if I were taller I'd need a longer bed and if I'd need more legroom on an airplane, I still mean what I said I wish I were taller wish I were taller ooh wish I were taller ooh like maybe five foot ten six foot two hell I'd be six six it'd be better than five foot nothing little weird but I'd take it ooh

one perfect fit is all I ask still it seems a herculean task imagine atlas holding up two worlds one hand for each of my enormous girls why is it so difficult to make the stars align every piece is perfect but not at the same time when my chest is sagging I try to keep my spirits high when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find Victoria seems so at ease her hair is blowing in a phantom breeze what's her secret oh I think I see she can't be bigger than a 30B why is it so difficult to make the stars align every piece is perfect but not at the same time when my chest is sagging I try to keep my spirits high when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find I have often hurt my back when I do a single jumping jack I can try to strap 'em down they're uncontainable they bounce around why is it so difficult to keep these things in line they're lovely or they're comfortable but not at the same time when my chest is sagging I try to keep my spirits high when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find when you've got assets like mine good help is hard to find